by Draco | Mar 7, 2021 | Miscellaneous
I realize BattleBots Update has been dead in the water for quite some time, and I can explain that. This website was gone long enough for most people to assume it had moved on to the giant scrapyard in the sky to join the greats like Vlad the Impaler and…...
by Draco | Oct 20, 2017 | Miscellaneous
WARNING: The article you are about to read is exaggerated satire and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Today on BattleBots Update we’ve got something in store for you that isn’t your traditional “robot combat” as we currently know...
by Draco | Sep 2, 2016 | Miscellaneous
Welcome back. Today’s Update isn’t really about robot combat per se, but it does have ties to the 2016 season of BattleBots. Throughout the season I’ve been taking pot shots at the shows and series ABC has deemed “more popular than” or...
by Draco | May 31, 2016 | Miscellaneous
Dear BattleBots, I want to play your cancelled video game. Not just that, but I believe I speak for countless other robot combat fans, young and old alike, when I also say we want to play your cancelled video game. On September 12th, 2002 BattleBots announced on their...
by Draco | Apr 1, 2016 | Miscellaneous
Here at The Update we aim to document instances of robot combat all around the world, not just BattleBots. We like BattleBots, but there’s only six seasons, one upcoming season, and two specials that we have to go by… so if we did an article per week...