by Draco | Apr 18, 2017 | Robot Wars UK: S9
[Robot Wars UK S9: E6 is available online here.] Oh man, you feel that? That weird disturbance in the air? It can mean only one thing, Cherub received the Robot Wars wildcard. Kidding, we’ll get into wildcards in a bit but first I’ve gotta generate some...
by Draco | Apr 4, 2017 | Robot Wars UK: S9
[Robot Wars UK S9: E5 is available online here.] This is it, we’re at the last heat of The Ninth Wars. The final eight robots are about to battle it out for the coveted last spot in the Grand Finals while the runner-up can only hope that they perform well enough...
by Draco | Mar 29, 2017 | Robot Wars UK: S9
[Robot Wars UK S9: E4 is available online here.] There’s just two heats left to determine who the six Grand Finalists for The Ninth Wars will be. Thus far we’ve got Aftershock and Eruption who are now joined by newcomers Concussion. Basically a less crappy...
by Draco | Mar 21, 2017 | Robot Wars UK: S9
[Robot Wars UK S9: E3 is available online here.] I gotta be honest with you all, I’ve been sick literally since last week’s Update so please excuse me if I fail to give certain kinds of fuckery the time and attention they demand of me (and by that I mean...
by Draco | Mar 15, 2017 | Robot Wars UK: S9
[Robot Wars UK S9: E2 is available online here.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, the only bad comedy website whose name includes one robot combat event but appears to exclusively write about a different one. These days, at least. Last week saw the start of Robot...
by Draco | Mar 8, 2017 | Robot Wars UK: S9
[Robot Wars UK S9: E1 is available online here.] At the start of the previous series of Robot Wars I jokingly said “there are too many Robot Wars”, citing the sheer number of series that ran internationally as well as the “World Championship”...