by Draco | Jan 7, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
[BattleBots: S11 E1 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] The skies darken. The earth quakes. The ground splits open and a hand emerges, gripping onto the soil. Another hand follows. From the depths of the robot underworld Kenny Florian pulls himself out of the...
by Draco | Jul 30, 2021 | BattleBots: S10
[BattleBots: S10 E9 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Whoa. In between now and the last article going up BattleBots has announced that the next season (reboot season six, legacy season eleven) will be taking place next month in Las Vegas! The last time the...
by Draco | Jul 2, 2021 | BattleBots: S10
[BattleBots: S10 E7 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Check this out, I’m going to try doing this thing called “preparing an article ahead of time”. See, I just recently took a week off from updating the website because I was out of town and just...
by Draco | Apr 30, 2021 | BattleBots: S10
[BattleBots: S10 E1 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Though the season may be long over, it is time for BattleBots Update to rise from its grave proper. The tenth season (fifth, if you’re counting reboots only) recently concluded its premiere...
by Draco | Aug 26, 2019 | BattleBots: S9
[BattleBots: S9 E11 is available through the Discovery GO app with a cable subscription package. Season is also available on iTunes and Amazon.] I know you guys are tired of hearing me say shit like “oh man the season is almost over what’s gonna happen oh...