by Draco | Apr 8, 2019 | BattleBots: S8
If you win it all you lay claim to the Giant Nut, if you impress the producers you get a Giant Bolt, and if you get absolutely destroyed you get a Giant Screw. But if you impress an aging Web 1.0 internet comedian who has managed to somehow remain kind of relevant...
by Draco | Sep 23, 2016 | BattleBots: S7
Last year I wrote this goofy ass article that bookended my coverage of BattleBots’ sixth season by giving out a bunch of sarcastic “awards” dubbed the Giant Washer. This is because BattleBots holds the monopoly on the Giant Nut and Giant Bolt, and...
by Draco | Feb 6, 2016 | BattleBots: S6
[Editor’s Note: This article was originally written in the week immediately following the final episode of BattleBots’ 2015 ABC season. A personal emergency prevented this article from being fully completed, as well as additional content to be written and...
