by Draco | Mar 4, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
[BattleBots: S11 E9 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, the only satirical comedy blog whose posts average about 85% upvoted on Reddit. That’s a solid B; we’re keeping this momentum going regardless of whether or...
by Draco | Feb 11, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
[BattleBots: S11 E6 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update. This project must be what it’s like to be a writer for Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update in that I have to come up with something consistently humorous...
by Draco | Jan 7, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
[BattleBots: S11 E1 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] The skies darken. The earth quakes. The ground splits open and a hand emerges, gripping onto the soil. Another hand follows. From the depths of the robot underworld Kenny Florian pulls himself out of the...
by Draco | Oct 1, 2019 | BattleBots: S9
[BattleBots: S9 E16 is available through the Discovery GO app with a cable subscription package. Season is also available on iTunes and Amazon.] This is it, and by “it” I’m referring to needing to come up with a new way to introduce the final...
by Draco | Sep 24, 2019 | BattleBots: S9
[BattleBots: S9 E15 is available through the Discovery GO app with a cable subscription package. Season is also available on iTunes and Amazon.] Last week’s episode wrapped up the end of the “double secret probation” part of the qualifiers when the...
