by Draco | Oct 14, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
BattleBots season 11 is the season that just won’t die and I mean that in the nicest possible way. What was originally a 14-episode main season also gave way to 6 episodes of BattleBots Champions and 15 unaired fights. Now there are an additional 10 bonus fights...
by Draco | Aug 12, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
It’s Update time once again! We’re getting into BattleBots: Champions, a miniseries shot during the most recent season kind of like how Bounty Hunters was taped during season 10. For some stupid reason Chris and Kenny keep talking in such a way as to imply...
by Draco | Jun 17, 2022 | BattleBots: S10
[BattleBots: Bounty Hunters is available on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, a website that has lived a hell of a lot longer than I initially assumed it would. This project will never truly be finished. I look at the mountain of robot combat events from...
by Draco | Feb 11, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
[BattleBots: S11 E6 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update. This project must be what it’s like to be a writer for Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update in that I have to come up with something consistently humorous...
by Draco | Jan 7, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
[BattleBots: S11 E1 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] The skies darken. The earth quakes. The ground splits open and a hand emerges, gripping onto the soil. Another hand follows. From the depths of the robot underworld Kenny Florian pulls himself out of the...