BattleBots: Champions E2

BattleBots: Champions E2

It’s Update time once again! We’re getting into BattleBots: Champions, a miniseries shot during the most recent season kind of like how Bounty Hunters was taped during season 10. For some stupid reason Chris and Kenny keep talking in such a way as to imply...
BattleBots: Bounty Hunters E5

BattleBots: Bounty Hunters E5

[BattleBots: Bounty Hunters is available on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, a website that has lived a hell of a lot longer than I initially assumed it would. This project will never truly be finished. I look at the mountain of robot combat events from...
BattleBots: S11 E6

BattleBots: S11 E6

[BattleBots: S11 E6 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update. This project must be what it’s like to be a writer for Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update in that I have to come up with something consistently humorous...
BattleBots: S11 E1

BattleBots: S11 E1

[BattleBots: S11 E1 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] The skies darken. The earth quakes. The ground splits open and a hand emerges, gripping onto the soil. Another hand follows. From the depths of the robot underworld Kenny Florian pulls himself out of the...
BattleBots: S10 E6

BattleBots: S10 E6

[BattleBots: S10 E6 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, the website that – statistically – probably has more likes on Facebook than most of the competing teams you can think of… for some reason. Had to take another break...