by Draco | Mar 3, 2023 | BattleBots: S12
Remember that one season where BattleBots would start almost every episode with a cold open featuring some kind of skit grounded in the sport? The only ones I can think of off the top of my head are the one where Sharkoprion destroys a bathroom with fetid shark shit...
by Draco | Feb 3, 2023 | BattleBots: S12
Man is it already Friday again? I mean you’re reading this on Friday but it’s Monday for me right now, and it’ll probably be Tuesday before my stupid ADHD brain can finish this write-up and then it’ll be Wednesday by the time I take all the...
by Draco | Jan 6, 2023 | BattleBots: S12
It’s that time again, innit? Pardon me but I decided to take a brief break from BattleBots Update over Thanksgiving and Christmas because living and breathing nothing but BattleBots while churning out 8,000+ word articles on a weekly basis just isn’t a...
by Draco | Sep 9, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
All roads lead to gold in BattleBots: Champions. For the past five weeks we’ve seen a veritable slam fest of carnage where some of the robots who took an early exit in the main tournament have tried to rise again in the Golden Bolt qualifiers. Hypershock,...
by Draco | Aug 12, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
It’s Update time once again! We’re getting into BattleBots: Champions, a miniseries shot during the most recent season kind of like how Bounty Hunters was taped during season 10. For some stupid reason Chris and Kenny keep talking in such a way as to imply...
