BattleBots: Bounty Hunters E5

BattleBots: Bounty Hunters E5

[BattleBots: Bounty Hunters is available on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, a website that has lived a hell of a lot longer than I initially assumed it would. This project will never truly be finished. I look at the mountain of robot combat events from...
BattleBots: S11 Unaired Fights Part 1

BattleBots: S11 Unaired Fights Part 1

So Tantrum is the new BattleBots champion. Long live the king, until next season when I’m almost positive lightning won’t strike twice for the goofy-faced punching robot. It’s going to take some getting used to referring to Tantrum with the same...
BattleBots: S11 E9

BattleBots: S11 E9

[BattleBots: S11 E9 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, the only satirical comedy blog whose posts average about 85% upvoted on Reddit. That’s a solid B; we’re keeping this momentum going regardless of whether or...
BattleBots: S11 E7

BattleBots: S11 E7

[BattleBots: S11 E7 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update. It’s episode 7 of the season and we’re on the downward slope of the qualifying rounds. Right now there are a lot of surprise 2-0’s and 0-2’s but...
BattleBots: S10 E11

BattleBots: S10 E11

[BattleBots: S10 E11 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] The previous 10 episodes of calamity and qualifications have been leading up to this moment; the main tournament of the season is finally about to begin. For those of you new to BattleBots who don’t...