by Draco | Sep 2, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
Welcome back to BattleBots Update. So far we’ve seen a lot of action in BattleBots: Champions but now it’s time to find out who’s securing the last place in next week’s Giant Bolt tournament. For the first few episodes of this miniseries we saw...
by Draco | Jun 17, 2022 | BattleBots: S10
[BattleBots: Bounty Hunters is available on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, a website that has lived a hell of a lot longer than I initially assumed it would. This project will never truly be finished. I look at the mountain of robot combat events from...
by Draco | Apr 16, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
So Tantrum is the new BattleBots champion. Long live the king, until next season when I’m almost positive lightning won’t strike twice for the goofy-faced punching robot. It’s going to take some getting used to referring to Tantrum with the same...
by Draco | Mar 4, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
[BattleBots: S11 E9 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update, the only satirical comedy blog whose posts average about 85% upvoted on Reddit. That’s a solid B; we’re keeping this momentum going regardless of whether or...
by Draco | Feb 18, 2022 | BattleBots: S11
[BattleBots: S11 E7 is available via streaming on Discovery+.] Welcome back to BattleBots Update. It’s episode 7 of the season and we’re on the downward slope of the qualifying rounds. Right now there are a lot of surprise 2-0’s and 0-2’s but...
